Two Rivers Isle feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

hopefully a merc thread! @Ines >;)

without other ways to expel her excess energy, gun took to assaulting plantlife.

it was a thin, young tree with its longest branch hanging over the water. good enough for her.

the mastiff shut her maw about the ashy, smooth trunk, and began ferociously gnawing at it, thrashing her head in a way that shook out the canopy and sent leaves floating down to her ass.

her aim was to snap it in half, but she'd be aright with tearing it apart.

Ines saw her from across the riverbank, but could’ve smelled her from miles and miles away. A big, steaming pile of barf-coloured and poo-scented fur.

The little princess screwed up her nose. Who had let this thing into their kingdom? Matteo might have taken to Iseul well enough, but she kept losing brownie points in Ines’ little mind. 

Maybe she should have sent thing thing to that place by the sea. This was the lady who’d scratched her butt in their den, wasn’t it? She needed manners and a bath, and Ines would SCREAM if she saw this thing cleaning herself in their river.

Hey! the growing girl called out. She’d hopped halfway across some of the river rocks and stood on one in the middle of the coursing stream, what are you even supposed to be?