Dragoncrest Cliffs Close your eyes and sleep,

Sunhawk heard all about the squabble on the cliff, snatching bits and pieces as he drew closer. Something about peace, and then lands not belonging to anyone. One of the voices was female. The other sounded like the wolf spoke through a mouthful of partying frogs.

Then something about small dicks. Sunhawk had never really pulled his out to compare it to others, but now his interest was really piqued. Not because of the potential to measure up against fellow men, but because if someone was hollering that ad hominem out into the wilds, chances are they were all having a really good time.

He arrived in time to see two versus one, and another wolf (no doubt the guy with the weenie-zinger) hanging tentatively back. Sunhawk sniffed the air, hoping they were fighting over food and he could make off with more than his fair share - but, it was obvious now they were fighting about... territorial rights?

Hm. There was so much land in this god damned world, and they picked this place to fight over? Sunhawk was colored extremely unimpressed. The cliffs were a very far cry from the illustriously blue shores to the south, and if he had to pick a place where boogeymen came from he would have picked here.

Standing besides the menacing Jackalope, Sunhawk gave him a grin before looking at the scuffle. "Well, don't that look like a good ol' time. Betting their teeth are a mite sharper than their weenies, though." Sunhawk took a step forward, happy to roll up his sleeves and get into a good old bar-room fight. Nothing got the blood pumping like a rowdy scuffle in a post-apocalyptic looking beach. Plus, there was a possibility he could score the lady later on. "Ready, pardner?"

With that, Sunny let out a ridiculous yodel and jumped into the fray. His teeth were sheathed, but he aimed a sharp shoulder at the nearest (Yunxu) who looked like he was about ready to chuck the poor lady right over yon and into Davy's locker.

Not on Sunny's watch. *

* Ok, a lot of things have been done on Sunny's watch. Totally irrelevant.