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He really shouldn't push her buttons, but this was too easy. She was basically handing him the retorts on a silver platter.

Hey, now, that's no way to greet your fearless leader, Vercingetorix called out to her, grinning. His tail swished behind him, easygoing but undeniably tall; he was with no doubt that he was the big boss here. Shows of dominance had never been much trouble for the warmongering man.

He cocked his head, staring down at her. Seriously, though, the fuck's your problem? he asked. You really wanna be led into war by a crazy baby-murderer's offspring that might not even be sane themselves? I guess. . .if that's your thing. But I'm just trying to prevent that, fanas.