Northstar Vale But I do it anyway

Oblivious to her mom’s discomfort, Tierra preened. Should she tell how? On one hand it was kinda a weird thing to admit to your mom, but on the other, it was pretty indicative of how awesome she was. Especially at diplomacy and shit.

-He’s a total dick. Like, talks about how he’s a god and everything all the time. I totally wasn’t impressed, and I told him that. I think he liked it, even if he acted like he was pissed off at first.- Tierra gestured expressively, rolling her eyes but also grinning mischievously as she recounted how she’d “charmed” him. Over the past few months “got shit faced and woke up in his bed” had turned into quite the seductive feat of skill through the rose-colored glasses she always used to reflect.

-He’s also, like, super hot. So asshole kind of fits? Like… he can back it up, kinda. Totally not my type for long term, but definitely on the level.- Long term wasn’t her type, actually.

Still grinning with a self-satisfied air, Tierra cut it off there. Her mom would totally get what she meant. Towhee was old but she could still hang. And she had good taste - Maxim was a total dilf.