Silver Moraine I'll learn the names of all the termites that eat my wooden teeth.

She exhaled a growl that became nothing but an eruption of bubbles underwater, though her pitch lifted when she felt something tumble against her, realizing before she even got the chance to right herself that she wasn't the only one who'd fallen in. She flailed until she was upright and reared her head out of the water with a gasp- only to inhale a mouthful of buzzing insects, which instantly triggered her gag reflex, causing her to vomit up a belly full of water and still-wriggling insects while the stranger laughed her ass off in the mud. 

Fortunately for Willow, Lilia was too disgusted with herself to anger, and woefully plucked herself out of the water, knowing now that it was a combination of water, dust, larvae and wolf puke. She swallowed hard, still shaken. "Thith ith the abtholute....grothetht day....ever!"