Bearclaw Valley whatever it takes

LMAO, I love Xan! :')

Laurel pretty much felt like facepalming by the time the first words left Xan's mouth. This guy was really daft, and he certainly hadn't ever had any girl hit on him, she could tell. Laurel rolled her eyes, managing to restrain herself while he went on to say that it would make more sense for her friends to call her just Laurel. Then he said that she wasn't even his girlfriend, which was really just the cherry on the cake, and then said pointedly that his girlfriend was dead. Well, boo-hoo! Like Laurel gave two flying shits about his dead girlfriend! She wanted to scream, but managed to calm herself down at least somewhat.

"She must not have been very good at flirting," she said snippily. "Can't even recognise a pretty girl wanting to get with you when she's right in front of you." She decided to try and further leave out the dead girlfriend, because obviously odds of this ending poorly would only increase tenfold if she would say any more about that.