Broken Boulder but i have high unicorn tolerance

But the tail did its best to escape!  Kind of.  It also came back and swatted him in the face a few times, as it wasn't like he had much of a grip on it.  As he got swatted, he uttered a few pathetic grunts, head awkwardly pulled back, mouth open like some angry lion statue or something.  -- Or so was the case until his own tail was assaulted.

That caused a whole new noise -- okay, not new, but definitely a wail that was something along the lines of, "Help, the fluffy snake is attacking me and now something is trying to eat me!"  Where was mom?  Someone save him from this harassment!