Redhawk Caldera The Harlequin Lamp

The word "sexcursion" made Phox snort. He wondered what it was like to be Towhee, going around and sluting it up for the world. Phox supposed he would never know. It just wasn't his style. Unless... Dhal—WOW, NO.

Kaertok? That's the one she thinks is her baby daddy, right? he asked.

It seemed boys were what Niamh was hoping for, and that sorta made sense. Primrose had been the most peaceful child this year, and he guessed that Figment was pretty chill as well. Between Bronco and Nellie, well... Phox didn't think either of them were particularly drama-free, but what did he know? Never mind that Bronco's drama involved his own daughter (who could do no wrong, so it was obviously Bronco's fault somehow).

I'll be sure to only put boys in you, then, Phox said.

He licked her ear, probably more wet-willy than anything cute.