Heron Lake Plateau Purpose.

Well this was some serious shit. Here Fig was, actually behaving himself, and these flippin' WOMEN decide to ruin it. And thus begins the story of his damn life.

First Fenn began her squirming - a clear declaration of war and likely the first territory dispute he would ever experience outside of the womb (inside, it was all out war 24/7). That was annoying enough, but he jostled her back and managed to find a nipple in the process, which he latched onto as though it were the victory trophy he held up high over his head. And then, his world went all... Well, not upside. But certainly very much not right as he was suddenly lifted into the air by his proverbial trophy, only to lose his grip after a few seconds and fall unceremoniously back onto the ground.

And that about did it for Fig. With a shriek, the newborn began to screech as loud as his lungs permitted in an effort to let the entire universe know that he was done with women. They were a bunch of bitches, and he would like to just return to the womb now thank you very much.