Sunset Valley embrace my fiery fate

while it was a fairly well-established fact riley could sometimes be a few bricks short of a brickhouse, he wasn't so stupid as to challenge this -- well, whatever it was. he sniffed curiously, startling only a little as the massive beast swung its equally massive face towards him. riley was transfixed immediately by the tusks -- he wanted his own; how easily it would be to gore and disfigure if he possessed those glistening slices of dentition..

but the gleam in the beast's eyes unnerved the boy; he looked only a moment longer on the monolith, in awe of its size and the wickedness of its blackened razored spine  -- and then he hustled his chubby behind out of dodge.