Firefly Glen Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes Benz?

"Well, either the fairy-godmother gave you the gift of bottomless patience or you have not yet been tested by a hag," Dwin laughed. Ariadne had passed the first test - she had not felt weirded out by her shenanigans. Better even - she was trying to play along! "I can tell you that having a hag in your nest is just a little worse than having a bunch of rowdy, sharp-teethed children that you either need to herd around or have to run from them trying to eviscerate you," she bantered on. "Though - if you asked some parents, I think that they would be just about willing to exchange those kids for a single hag," she added. 

"Interesting... interesting..." Dwin replied, narrowing her eyes and looking Ariadne up and down. "Though your name does indicate that you have some ancient magic in you already. Do you know the story?" she asked.