Lion Head Mesa silver

"well, lis'en 'ere, we don't need t' say they're servants, git it?" he wagged his brows. "we jus' say, bring us your kids, we gon' teach 'em some manners n proper domesticity, n th' parents agree coz what child don't need be taught some proper behavin'?" he continued the brow-wagging, his suggestions obviously humorous.

ah, the royal brood. handsome babes, but obviously a tad spoiled by their... well, everyone.

"hmmm, if ah had t' make some educated guesses, ah'd say advanced self-groomin', sprint-talkin' n inherent handsomeness." the dog raised his chin with a haughty expression.

then giggled to himself, kicking a hindleg.

"ahhh, fer serious tho', ah do think all ahve t' offer t' such non-dog children's some learnin' 'bout knowin' your position. confidence when big n important, but awareness o' who's bigger n importanter than you in th' room. saved mah butt on a few occasions, tell ya that."