The Heartwood Dreamland is a free land

He kept his grin, Ooh, well we'll have to see how you do. He'd have to think of something to say in case he showed up being all complain-y when winter hit again. Plenty of time to think up some snarky remarks. He'd need some even they never ran into each other again.

But back on topic, stories, eh? Well, there's gotta be some out here. I've seen weird things, but I don't know why they happened. It just makes 'em all seem crazy. For all I know they could have been reasonable people, okay, he excluded the crazy beachfront freaks from anything resembling sanity, but when all you get to seeing people wanting you to help with their revenge or something, that's a little weird. Mostly just referencing that grey guy from ages ago. That or I'm just a magnet for weird. Been a while since I've sen the really bizarre though. Not an everyday thing -- unless somehow he'd been swapped from assistant to his pack being subjects of some hit out there on them. Or something. That didn't really make sense, after all.