Two Eyes Cenote Python

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ah want all'a them fella-heen informed ah want no stingy portions.

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you got your free time but mah beddin' need be aired out mornin', n evenin'.

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first thang next morn', get me one a-them soak-pools ready fer some relaxin'.

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tha's all, @Charmion , go have your rest now.

with a twitch of curled tail gucci dismissed his servant.

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the scents emanating from down the hall were most pleasuring for gucci's nostrils as he pranced on, tink tink of his collar with each bouncy step. how rejuvenating proper treatment was! in fact, why not open with that?

how rejuvenatin'! as if pushing open a double door gucci entered the dining room, grin on face and tail swaying over his fattened backside, only slightly slimmed by travel rations.

mah mah, hebsut, y'ain't got temperance when it comes tah spoilin' guests.

the table's setting wasn't quite visible to the tiny man until he'd climbed onto his seating, making a delighted little gasp to see everything so neatly laid out.

hebsut, if ah died now, ah'd like mahself laid out on this here surface. ya heal this weary man! he jested, laying a paw across his heart for emphasis.