Wheeling Gull Isle but i was hedging my bets at vbs

Dinah was almost sure they both went through all seven stages of grief in a matter of moments. She watches, slack-jawed, as Judah so valiantly leaps right for the current — oh, how proud she was! — until she then notices the burling roar of water that stood as tall as his head. She hadn't the time to warn him.
Within seconds, she is at his side. Oh, shat! Towhee's influence is strong as she hurtles the expletive in an oh-so incorrect fashion, brushing her paws over his face and haplessly pressing her tongue to his muzzle to ensure he is breathing. Are you okay? Oh my gosh, dude!
She hadn't even noticed that his present for her had been lost.