Sunspire Mountains Professor Universe

"Well, I starve, because some people steal my food rations," Dwin replied without missing a beat. "And I had my suspicions on, who could it be, and it seems that I was not wrong," she bit back the YOU, fat lady!, because it was never wise to tickle a dragon right on their doorstep. "You are a living, standing proof of food distribution inequality in this world. I guess that because of you I am not the only one living lean at the moment," a ve-e-e-ery lengthy way of claiming that insult in the middle of this paragraph.

"You throw around names as if I should feel bad about them," she shrugged. "Tell you what - you donate that thigh and leg of yours for the starving population in this world and I tell you my name and line of ancestors up to the seventh generation," she offered grinning like a villain from a vaudeville movie.