What really matters

it's not just you. everyone ends up hating phas :p

Despite the provocative sway of her flat hips and lusterless behind, Bane remained adamant in his aggression. A shame, really -- Caiaphas considered herself a spectacular catch -- little did she know her seductive tush was hardly more appetizing than the swollen, gout-ridden decay of a bloated and drowned corpse.

But the Dark Brotherhood was into stuff like that, right?

Caiaphas wasn't going to take no for an answer, even if she had no intention of following through with her coy advances. [b]"Why not?" The sea-witch rejoined with a purl, her feral yellow gaze on his incensed muzzle. "Afraid you'll like it?"

But in reality... she probably wouldn't like it.. and she waited until the very last minute to flee.