Greatwater Lake Coin operated boy - all the other real ones that I destroy

Inspired by this performance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1bCOALsBCs - and Oscar Wilde's brilliant play. Herinafter indirectly quoted. :)

"You can take a seat, mister Whiskers," Wraen told him in the best traditions of Lady Bracknell and gave him a pointed, semi-serious look. In case her possible suitor was already sitting down, then he was allowed to get a bit more comfortable. And were it possible, she too would have picked out a note-book and pencil from her pocket. 

"I feel bound to tell you that you are not on my list of eligible young men, however, I am quite ready to enter your name, should your answers be what a really desirable, virtuous and beautiful lady desires," she gave him a mock-critical once-over head-to-toes look. "Now, tell me...do you have any bad habits?" naturally, asking, whether Whisker smoked, would have been more hilarous, but unrealistic, unfortunately.