Swiftcurrent Creek your mommas a true beauty, butt makes me weep, i call it a boo-hooty

This kid couldn't seriously appreciate one thing in life. Who didn't love fresh air? What The Fuck apparently didn't. It took the tyke all of two seconds from the time they settled into the grass to start squirming around. Wylla tried to ignore it at first, determined not to let this new addition ruin her life like she was bound to do, but when Tiercel somehow managed to reach up to her shoulder, she decided enough was enough.

"Seriously, fuck off," she muttered to her daughter, brushing her with a swipe of her chin back down into her arms. "Just sit still and enjoy the weather, would you?" Well, how was she to know that enjoying the weather wasn't exactly something that days' old pups did? What The Fuck was in no danger as far as she could tell, so to make her point, she planted one paw on the babe's back and lightly squished her down so she couldn't go for another climbing sesh.